Bragging Rights


Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, "My Dad is a poet. He scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he then calls it a poem, they give him $50.00."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad a musician, and when he scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.00."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad is a pastor. Every week he scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"