April Humour



A couple from Lambeth made plans to visit Florida to thaw out from the cold Ontario winter. They planned to stay in the same hotel where they had honeymooned two decades before.

Because of their very busy schedules, it was impossible for the couple to travel together, so the husband flew to Florida on Thursday and his wife planned to arrive the following day. The husband checked into the hotel and decided to send his wife an email from the hotel’s business centre. However, he mistyped her email address.

Meanwhile in Cornerbrook, a widow who had just returned home from her husband’s funeral checked her email, expecting messages of condolences from relatives and friends. She read the first email, screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw this on the computer screen:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I’ve arrived

I know you’re surprised to hear from me so soon, but they have computers here now so I thought I would let you know that I’m already here and have been checked in. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow.

PS: Sure is hot down here!