Hurry Dr. Mitchell, I Tee Off at 10:00!


Pastor Martin was as passionate about golf as he was about his faith. One day he and his wife walked into the office of his dentist, also a member of their congregation.

The pastor said to the dentist. “Doc, I am in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies out in the car waiting for us to go play golf so forget about the anesthetic. I don’t have time to wait for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull out the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 tee off time at the Hunt Club and it’s already 9:30!”

The dentist thought, “My goodness, what a brave guy, asking to have his tooth pulled with nothing to kill the pain”. So he asked” Which tooth is it Pastor Martin?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him”.