To Me, it's a Penny




A man is quietly sitting in church all alone. He is thinking about the wonders of the Lord and softly says "God, how long is a million years?"

Much to his surprise God answers, saying, "To me, it's about a minute."

The man than askes, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

"To me, it's a penny," is God’s reply.

The man sees an opportunity! "God, may I have a penny?"

God is happy to oblige says, "Sure, just wait a minute."