God, may I have a penny?

A man is praying to God one day and asks, “How long is a million years?” To his surprise God answers, saying “To me, it’s about one minute.”

The man then asks, “God, how much is one million dollars?” and God replies, “To me, it’s a penny.”

The man thinks and then asks, “God, may I have a penny?”

God replies, “Wait a minute.”