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CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | AUGUST 2022 EDITION
A Dozen!
CURRENT COMMUNITY STORIES
August Prayer Prompt
Pursuing peace...
Help To Move Fugitive Slave Chapel To Fanshawe Pioneer Village
“Take Me For A Spin”
The Top 30 Christian
Music Albums – August 2022
Dealing Effectively with Grief and Loss
“How Do I Lead Like That?”
BookMark - The Apostle's Sister (BOOK REVIEW)
40 Days for Life Campaign September 28 - November 6
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Published October 2021

We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

And...

I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”