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CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | OCTOBER 2021 EDITION
A Dozen!
CURRENT COMMUNITY STORIES
October Prayer Prompt Cultivating Thankfulness
The London Celebration with Will Graham is Just Days Away!
Unfortunately, We Need It – Fortunately, We have It
The Urban Haven Project
BookMark - Enemies and Allies: An Unforgettable Journey Inside the Fast-Moving & Immensely Turbulent Modern Middle East (BOOK REVIEW)
“Now That’s a Tough Decision!” Four Prerequisites for Making Decisions
Grateful for the Granted
“Take Me For A Spin” The Top 10 Christian Music CD's in London
Canadian Christian Rock Band, Critical Mass Tackles the Tough Issues of Divorce and Separation
Just Released Report: Findings On The Worst Forms of Child Labour
Reel Review - God’s Not Dead – We The People (MOVIE REVIEW)
Heart to heart with a hairdresser

Published October 2021

We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

And...

I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”