CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | February 2024 EDITION
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Published December 2021



1. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
2. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
3. What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
4. What name did Santa give his dog? Santa Paws!
5. Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
6. What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
7. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
8. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
9. Why is Santa so good at karate? Cause he’s got a black belt.
10. What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly ranchers.
11. What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets.
12. What is an elf’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
13. What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? Jungle bells…Jungle Bells.
14. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
15. Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen always wet? Because they are rain deer.
16. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
17. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
18. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
19. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
21. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
22. What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backwards!
23. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
24. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!
25. Mason says to his mother: You can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list. Mother: Why is that?
Mason: Yesterday, I found one in the closet.